House GOP decrees that pizza is a vegetable »

artbitrary:

think-progress:

firthofforth:

think-progress:

… to “prevent overly burdensome” school lunch regulations.

This is not the onion.

think-progress: ^ Also true.

I’m shocked this is not a joke…

The title is a little misleading. They decreed that tomato paste is a vegetable, which is found on pizza. Therefore, the tomato paste on a pizza satisfies vegetable requirements. End result is still fucked up. 

Reblogged 6 months ago from howtohowtohowtohowtolivealife (Originally from think-progress)
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  3. ajonesco reblogged this from think-progress and added:
    Old news, but siiiiighhh. I guess they just really feel very strongly about ceasing regulation, even if it’s not for the...
  4. jailbroad reblogged this from howtohowtohowtohowtolivealife and added:
    The title is a little misleading. They decreed that tomato paste is a vegetable, which is found on pizza. Therefore, the...
  5. howtohowtohowtohowtolivealife reblogged this from think-progress and added:
    I’m shocked this is not a joke…
  6. citymaus reblogged this from climateadaptation and added:
    I totally remember eating public [elementary] school pizzas! They came in small rectangular aluminum trays, wrapped in...
  7. moral-politics reblogged this from infinitelyalways and added:
    finally our country agrees on something.
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  10. mazgaoten reblogged this from churchofindustry and added:
    tomato is fruit. I weep for you, America
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    lololololololololol
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    This is why we can’t have nice things.
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    You guys are forgetting to apply the transitive property of lawcraft. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled that tomatoes are...
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    Ignoring the obvious stupidity, it infuriates me that tomatoes are legally considered vegetables. Fuck you, fuck you,...
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    *bangs head against wall*
  34. inkmo reblogged this from hey--rube and added:
    Once SNL declared pizza a taco, that really set us on a slippery slope.
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